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1. "I don't always plot your murder at night, but when I do it's because you're snoring." 2. "If you're reading this, it's our anniversary (hope you didn't forget)!" 3. "Thanks for pretending that you love me more than video games." 4. "Remember when you held in your farts? I miss those days…" 5. "You're the perfect choice for my first spouse!" 6.
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- Anonymous "The four most important words in any marriage: I'll do the dishes." - Anonymous "On our anniversary, let's celebrate being one year closer to death do us part." - Anonymous "For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end." - Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Happy anniversary, my love. Here's a thank you for marrying me, and here's a sorry for marrying me. Happy anniversary, honey. Thank you for always believing in me, even in the moments when I didn't believe in myself. I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached.
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"Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you." "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen "After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single." "Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail."
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Teasing With Love A little teasing wrapped in affection can be the perfect blend of playful banter. It's a chance to highlight your husband's endearing quirks or funny habits lovingly. Reflecting On Shared Mishaps Recall those amusing moments or mishaps you've shared over the years.
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Short Funny Anniversary Messages for Husband/ Wife. Here are some short and funny anniversary messages for your husband or wife: For Husband: "Happy anniversary, hubby! Thanks for still finding me adorable even when I'm in my 'no-makeup, messy bun' mode." "Cheers to another year of tolerating my endless shoe collection.
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112 Happy Anniversary Quotes that Celebrate Love "There's no one else in the world I'd rather have snoring next me." "This box of chocolates reminds me of you — sweet, salty, nutty and very addictive." "Beyond grateful (and relieved) that we both swiped right." "You'll always be the only person I send heart eye emojis to."
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Happy anniversary! The secret behind our successful marriage is my fear of sleeping alone. Thanks for the wonderful company. On this anniversary, I am thinking of giving you a condolence card and my shoulder to let you cry. Marriage is a sweet dream for singles but a nightmare for couples. On this anniversary, I wish you the best of the nightmare.
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Funny Anniversary Wishes For Husband. Happy Anniversary to the one I can still tolerate after all these years! Love you more than you annoy me. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is my husband. Cheers to our unending debates, darling!
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1). Throughout all those years, two things are never changed, one is our love for each other and the other one is that you never forget annoying me. But I feel annoyed when you make me angry as I didn't want to make your effort vain. Happy anniversary. 2). I love you always, no matter what the situation is.
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"Happy Anniversary! May our marriage be as long-lasting as your inability to throw your socks into the laundry bin! 😁🧦🎁" "To my loving husband on our anniversary - you're the cheese to my macaroni, the remote to my TV, and the snore to my sleep. Life wouldn't be the same without you! 😍📺💤🎊" "Happy Anniversary, love!
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Happy Anniversary, my love, I can't believe you've managed to put up with me for another year! Happy Anniversary, baby, one more year together. Every morning I'm surprised, ah… I mean grateful!. that you're still here. Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.
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Happy anniversary, sweetheart!". "I find happiness in your smile. In your arms, I feel safe and secure. In your love, I find the rest of my life. "My dear husband, happy anniversary!". "Happy anniversary to the love of my life, my partner in everything, and the person who makes every day better!
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1. "I didn't think it was possible, but I love you more and more with each passing year. Here's to another year filled with love. Happy Wedding Anniversary, Dear Husband!" 2. "You have touched a part of my heart that no one else has ever been able to get to. I will love you forever. Happy Marriage Anniversary, Dear!" 3.
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"Happy anniversary, my dear husband! Can you believe we've put up with each other's quirks for so long? Here's to many more years of tolerating each other with love!" "They say marriage is like a roller coaster ride - thrilling, adventurous, and occasionally nauseating. Thanks for being my partner on this wild ride! Happy anniversary!"
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Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband Happy Anniversary: Happy Anniversary to my partner in crime! It is been [number of years], and we are still stuck with each other. Just kidding! I love you more with each passing year. Anniversary: Happy Anniversary, my dear husband! Can you believe we have managed to tolerate each other for this long?
